Why are big dogs better than men?

My mother just bought me a shirt this afternoon from Big Dog Sportswear. It's a joke, because we call Tiger, "Big Dog" (since he's bigger than the rest of our dogs). Anyhow, it's not my mom's style at all but it's definitely mine. She did so good!

Why are big dogs better than men?

• Dogs are completely satisfied with a hug and a pat on the head

• Dogs never complain about the meals you serve them
• Dogs don't need to hold the remote control
• A dog will happily sleep on the couch
• Dogs wait patiently outside while you're shopping...and don't care how much you spend
• You don't have to like your dog's friends or family
• Dogs always know who's really in charge