Retarded Monkey

I just asked someone to call me and she said, "What would you like me to call you?" It made me think of my boyfriend from college, Brian Capps, who used to call me Retarded Monkey. I got warm fuzzies thinking about this. It's a stupid name but it was mine. And Brian meant it in such a cute, caring way.

Don't get any ideas...it wouldn't be cute from anyone else.