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August 2, 2005 - 4:42pm

"This isn't Star Trek, the software won't do that."

- overheard at work

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Someone was trying to reconfigure MS Word's positronic matrix to output through the deflector array? =)
Posted by M-D on August 2, 2005 - 7:23pm
HA HA HA.... I'm going to use that one day soon.
Posted by Luke on August 2, 2005 - 8:55pm
No, silly - you have to use the broussard projectors to set up a tachyon field around the code, which will cause all of your recursive functions to quantum shift within the phase-matrix. THEN you bring in the deflector array. Sheesh. What kind of shop are you guys running, anyway?
Posted by billy on August 2, 2005 - 9:47pm
Broussard projectors?! Sure, if you want to blow the whole budget for the quarter! A much more cost-effective stance would be to leverage our in-house polarity-reversing resources. This is achieved by simply "selecting" the "text" so that it is "highlighted" and thus, "inversed." You engineers have GOT to think about the bottom line! We can't have you running around, spending money like a bunch of monkeys! Think of the shareholders!
Posted by k3v on August 3, 2005 - 6:51am
You canna change the laws of business physics!
Posted by M-D on August 3, 2005 - 6:56pm
J & I are dying to find an excuse to use that line!
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