Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

"You guys are annoying in the morning. Especially you, little brown one."
- Chris, to the dogs

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"The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep."

- A.P. Herbert

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"It's awkward being friends with a terrorist these days."

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"In conclusion, when in doubt, shove your purse up your skirt."
- MightyGirl

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Breakfast Conversation

Me: Will you butter my English muffin?
Chris: I'll always butter your muffin.

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"I think you're killing it with hate."
- Chris, about the withered palm tree in the backyard that I hate

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"Drugs, fast cars, and kung fu action!"
- Chris, regarding our Netflix movies for the weekend: Blow, Italian Job, Unleashed