Chris, your Texas koozie is being held hostage in Arizona. (See, its hanging out with the cactus.) The only way you're going to get it back is if you visit Arizona and bring gifts. Negotiation is possible...if you say pretty please.
Oooooh, (squinty eyes), that's just mean! I looked for that thing for at least 30 minutes!!! Thank god it's OK! Hmmmmmm.... I think I have some negotiation tactics that might work on you... (still squinty eyes) ...you just wait...it will be mine again... (dramatic cliffhanger music)
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