HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN!!!
It's Karen's birthday, everybody! So send her an email!

road rage
A bit of road rage slipped out of me this morning. Imagine that?! I really need to take off this weekend and relax. That's what road trips are for, right?

dingdongtheratisdead!
Karen finally caught the rat in her apartment! I think she should now deposit the body at her apartment manager's house, because this woman was saying that it's no big deal and that everyone has rats. Umm, excuse me, what kind of houses has she been living in?!

a sneeze that will break glass
My family was talking about the security alarm incident from yesterday morning. This is going to go down in Lucci history for sure! I think I might have surpassed even my mother's sneezing legacy! And I'm never going to stop getting crap for it. Anyhow, Dad explained a bit more about how the system works. Apparently, I must have sneezed at the same frequency as breaking glass to set it off. Wow, my sneezes are COOL!