Flattery

Jefe: Been thinking about you all day.
Me: REALLY?
Jefe: Interviewed a girl for a job this morning that had your haircut, is what did it.
Me: Going to hire her? You know, you should if only because she makes you think of me.
Jefe: Not likely, i'd never get anything done...and my mind would constantly be in the gutter. (How this is different from 99% of the rest of my life is unclear at this point, but whatever.)